Kate Middleton

What's the Duchess of Cambridge doing for her first post-baby Valentine's Day, hmm? One would imagine she would wake up and get a head to toe salt body scrub and massage followed by half an hour in the steam room/Palace hot tub, and then a nice nap followed by a delivery of 10 dozen red roses and dinner at Alain Ducasse with the Prince. But, alas, none of that for our Princess Kate. Instead, she will be doing charity work!

Kate will be appearing at the CAP Art Room at Northolt High School in Ealing, London, where she has been a patron. According to E! News she will be greeting staff and students, look at some art work, and talk to everyone about how she can better help them.

As for the Prince, he might be at the University of Cambridge, since he's enrolled in a 10-week agricultural course. Sheesh, aren't these two going to do anything romantic?

In 2012, Prince William was deployed in the Falklands, so Kate spent it solo. In 2013, Kate was suffering from some morning sickness, but reportedly planned a special V-Day meal for her honey. Is she not making dinner this year?! Pishaw! (Just kidding, Kate, you just popped out a baby. Reelaaax.)

Chances are, these two will get up to something on Valentine's Day, right? But even if they don't, this isn't like the couple that needs to do something cool for V-Day. Their whole life is cool, for god's sake. They travel to foreign lands, live in a castle, have servants waiting on them hand and foot.

Yeah, now that I think about it, no Valentine's Day for them!