Kate Middleton

Apparently everyone is giving Kate Middleton shit about her long flowing locks. WTH?

According to sources close to the royals, Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, apparently told Kate she needs to have shorter hair. "Camilla has tried to help and advised her to go shorter and lighter" the source said. "She has looked bedraggled recently and it's not a good image." Uhhh...

Then, a former Kate hairstylist also "got real" about Kate's "overdone" hair. Denise McAdam told the Radio Times: "I don't do the royals any more, although I'm a good friend of the Duchess of Cambridge...I think her hair is wonderful, maybe a little overdone at times." Another hairdresser piled on the Kate hair hate: "I think her hair needs to be cut," she said, "She could get rid of a good six inches. It seems to be getting longer and longer but it is too long and is dragging down."

Um, with friends like these, who needs friends!?From where I'm standing, Kate's hair is a magical brunette waterfall that mated with a unicorn's tail to create the ultimate cascade of luscious curls. I don't know what I'm saying, but Kate. Your hair is magnificent. Whether you keep it long, short, or in a buzzcut, you do you and ignore the haterz. (But if you do cut your hair, can I have it to make dreamcatchers or some shit? I feel like those could be big on Etsy.)