Kate Middleton

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is not pregnant her second child, despite tabloid reports suggesting that another royal baby is on the way in 2014.

Tabloid reports and a blaring "It's official: Kate's Pregnant Again!" headline from Star, who'd have you think that Prince George is gonna be a big brother.

He's not. Not anytime soon, at least.

The magazine says that pics taken in early December of Kate Middleton pushing a stroller on the grounds of Kensington Gardens show a "developing baby bump."

What's more, Star says that at a recent gala, Middleton was "glowing," rested her hand "gently on her stomach," and appeared to have a "little bump."

We've been down that road before.

The Kate Middleton bump watch was a gossip staple of 2011-12, and there was nothing to it. Even after she was pregnant, it took months to develop.

Even if scandalous Kate Middleton bikini photos taken in Mustique showed barely any proof that she was expecting, and that's after it was confirmed.

The tabloid further states that Queen Elizabeth was told the good news at a holiday lunch, and that Kate's mom, Carole Middleton, wants it to be named Diana.

The Duchess of Cambridge's spokesman, who rarely dignifies stories like this with a response, in this case told Gossip Cop that it's 100 percent not true.

You can bet your bottom dollar that William and Kate will want to give young George a sibling someday, but that day won't be September 2014.

In the meantime, she looks great. Big surprise there. Motherhood looks marvelous on the 31-year-old, along with anything and everything she wears.